What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.