What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!