What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.