What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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They like to get a long little doggie.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.