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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.