Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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They all lost their hearing

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Bull Shiht Jokes More Bull Shiht Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.