Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Bull Shiht Jokes More Bull Shiht Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

English Jokes More English Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.