Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why did the protester cross the road?

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Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

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There are poodles everywhere!

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

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English Jokes More English Jokes

What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.