Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool