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Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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A bull-shiht!

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Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Light mouse work.

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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Amputin

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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A Shih Tzu

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

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