Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Lawsuit Jokes More Lawsuit Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

Bull Shiht Jokes More Bull Shiht Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.