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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.