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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool