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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

Steel Wool Jokes More Steel Wool Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.