Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.