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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)