A dictatorship. *sobs*
Fish and ships.
Because they're for boating.
A URLologist.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels