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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Dictatorship Jokes More Dictatorship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*