What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*