What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*