What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.