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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Dictatorship Jokes More Dictatorship Jokes

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.