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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Dictatorship Jokes More Dictatorship Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.