What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.