Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

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What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*