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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

Nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Sunset Jokes More Sunset Jokes

What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.