Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Sunset Jokes More Sunset Jokes

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.