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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

Sunset Jokes More Sunset Jokes

What's a zombie's favorite pop song?

Dead sails in the sunset.

What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset?

The CENAry

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.