What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out