What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.