What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.