What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out