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What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out