Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out