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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.