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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.