Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!