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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker