How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.