How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.