How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.