How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates