Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch