Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.