Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks