I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Chicken sees a salad
A Bowl (B-Owl)
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Ebowla
Because the pee is silent.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Ebola
Natasha Ramenoff
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Look, donut seeds!
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Bowl me over!
He bowled long hops!
A purrfect meal!
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
An Alley-Gator
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Just flush it like everybody else does.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
A PALM TREE!!!
Me: i have no idea what he's for
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
The wheelchair
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
It's all out of eggs..
Because all they know is de feet
Mace...
It has a special place in their hearts
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Because he was shellfish.
