Bowl Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Long live the Queen.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.