Bowl Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Mixer Jokes More Mixer Jokes

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.