Chicken sees a salad
A Bowl (B-Owl)
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Ebowla
Because the pee is silent.
Ebola
Natasha Ramenoff
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Look, donut seeds!
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Bowl me over!
He bowled long hops!
A purrfect meal!
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
An Alley-Gator
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Just flush it like everybody else does.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Alley-oop Akbar
A pitchfork
A child with pitchfork in his back
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
That's Nachos.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
The big hand's touching the little hand.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
