I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Chicken sees a salad
A Bowl (B-Owl)
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Ebowla
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
Because the pee is silent.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Ebola
Natasha Ramenoff
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Seizure Salad.
Look, donut seeds!
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Bowl me over!
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
He bowled long hops!
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
A purrfect meal!
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
An Alley-Gator
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Just flush it like everybody else does.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
Breakfast.
Quacker Oats
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
A fork
Pee Air
Toulouse
By the ears
Just say neaux.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!