How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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Because 'Illinois you!

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Caw dude

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He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Both are a glaze

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Don't glaze me, bro