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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

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I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Natasha Ramenoff

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You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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They say "I'm rooting for you"

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze