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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.