How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.