How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.