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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.