Encourage Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.