How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.