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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!