How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster.)

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.