How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Encourage Jokes More Encourage Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!