Egg zactly!
The Rooster
Om-lit
It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
Both start off as eggs.
Omelette
An egg in a duck.
Have a eggsellent day.
Omelette!!
The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
An egg gets laid.
A yoke.
Easter
Poached.
It cracked.
Because their eggs stinked!
Empty ones ()
It ova slept.
It's all out of eggs.
With the chicken still around it
Oeuf!
The ova achiever
Because they are always uf.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Pooched.
Fertilized
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
In a henvelope!
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
In a photo albumen...
It's all ovum now
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
Omelet
Umm in a cake.
An eggplant.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
Omelette you figure it out
They crack jokes.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
Because eggs were going up!
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
It's just a Yolk!!
Raw
Because they don't have chairs.
Omelette, fam
Ummm...in a cake!
Eggs get laid at least once.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
Because they have running yolks.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
They sit eggsaminations!
They egg them on!
Bunnies squirm too much.
Henopause
An unidentified flying omelet!
New Yolk
One, because that's an Oeuf.
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
She was worried the egg would get there first.
They broke up.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
An eggroll!
To get food for her babies!
Omlet!
Fry-day
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Grade eh
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
His friends egged him on
Mediyolkre.
If they dropped them they'd break
Unfertilized
A chicken egg.
Because they eggsplode.
He cracks up
Egg noggin.
Because it cracked itself up.
Ovaries Z)
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
They go ovary and above.
The spermutations.
Everybody scramble!
The second one.
Are we there soon?" "Not jet."
LO
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
To trip ants.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
Ronald MacAardvark!
Napoleon Blownapart!
Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"
Don't you want some bunny to love
By hare mail!
Hash with alot of Salt
An avalanche
