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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...