If they dropped them they'd break
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Pooched.
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He told her he *can't elope*.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
With a spirit level!
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
So I don't drop it again, Sir.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
