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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!