Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!