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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!