How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.