How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.