How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!