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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!