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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.