Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with