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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.