Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.