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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.