Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!