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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.