Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What do baby swans dance to?

Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.