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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)