What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!