What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!