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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala