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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Who's there! Bart! Bart who?

Bart-enders serve drinks!

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!