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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!