Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
A Coke-o-nut.
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because it keeps Peein' n peein'
An amputea
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Because you should never drink and derive.
A STRAWberry....I'll go...
The Search Bar.
Hard eh.
I told her that drinks were on the house
It's 8:00 somewhere!
BOOOOOZE
In the punchlines.
CGI Friday's
Because they drink to much coughee.
Because it was making him moody.
Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
I set WHO free?
A Mississippi cup.
The fun guy
Soo-Duhh!
Buds before suds, bro.
Tea. It's an ant tea joke.
Party fowl.
Ginger ale.
WATAAA
Because they lactose.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Euca-lipton
Just ice
To the foobar.
It was worth a shot.
Catholic
Fool proof!
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
We sleep better when the room is moving
Tell him drinks are on the house.
He was lack toes and toddler ant
Straight Outta Carton.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because its a bit too sow...
Budweiser
To forget
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
The ninja replies with "Wata!"
Facul-tea
Because they couldn't get 7up
You'd spill your drink.
A leave of Absinthe.
Just Ice
Dos Eggys
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
One if nobody is watching.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because you can't drink and derive
Because proper-tea is theft.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
Wa-TAH!
Say the drinks are on the house
Big Voss.
With Barnacles (bar nickels)
That's how you set the bar high.
Because he spiked his drink
The Isobar
He took a ship.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Space Bars
For drinking and deriving.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Man-go juice!
The White Wizzer
The German!
Tchai Tea
A Watermelon...
Once in a while.
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
NOICE!!!!
Punchline
Can I bayou a drink?
They get a fangover.
Pina colliders.
Foreignade.
Silver Mullet
Spring water.
Just ice.
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
About six drinks
Serving dual porpoises!
WAA-TAA!
Because property is theft.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Well, mostly to forget.....
An exhorsist!
Try to neghostiate.
They've got no sole.
Because he was always spotted.
Lean Beef
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
You ca-lip this
So people can read her lips.
A BOring
A 2na
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
He was trying to save Krypton
