What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything