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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.