What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.