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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything