What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.