What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!