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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Fun Guy Jokes More Fun Guy Jokes

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.