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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.