Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)