Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!