Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!