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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Because they were a rip off

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Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Batman's Parents.

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What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!