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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger