Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

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What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet