Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.