How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.