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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.