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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";