How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.