How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again