How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem