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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again