How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.