How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit