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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again