How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!