How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears