How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole