Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
None. They can't climb the ladder.
Both of them.
Gaelic.
Because actions speak louder than words.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Where my dogs at?