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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.