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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!