What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue