What language do cats speak?

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.