What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.