What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.