Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.