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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.