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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.