Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!