Because they never speak up.
Tough getting by these days.
Because they can't get past "the wall".
They don't have a say in anything!
Because actions speak louder than words.
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
She wanted open borders.
An argument.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
A dead bird
There's no accounting for taste.
Tongue and groove.
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Because he was always lost at C!
Because they are always losing pounds.
