Because they never speak up.
Tough getting by these days.
Because they can't get past "the wall".
They don't have a say in anything!
Because actions speak louder than words.
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
2:30
Deja Moo!
They have the gift of tongues...
There's no accounting for taste.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.
Ad homonym
Because they're always so one sided!
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
