Because they never speak up.
Tough getting by these days.
Because they can't get past "the wall".
They don't have a say in anything!
Because actions speak louder than words.
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Because 12 13 14!
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
He stung her into action.
An inj-oink-tion.
Brexit
Fry-day
They start to fret.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
A tongue.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
