Mime Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

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What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently