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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere