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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.