When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.