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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman