When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
Build a house next to it.
They were in a relationship!
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
Because you start wearing less and going out more
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
Because theyre always so one sided!
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