When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

Ad homonym

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.