When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.