What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.