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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.