What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.