What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.