What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.