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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.