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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.