Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.