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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes