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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat