Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat