Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes