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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes