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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat