Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Buddha Pest Jokes More Buddha Pest Jokes

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents