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Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

Hot Dog Vendor Jokes More Hot Dog Vendor Jokes

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From, posted by

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.