Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.