Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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