Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

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Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children