They're masters in Arielle combat
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Dustin Johnson sneezed.
Augusta wind.
Guesu
Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
Their Master's.
They all had masters
He was a master of blocking attacks.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"
Because they can't get past their Masters.
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I don't know what the worlds coming to
They've all mastered the riposte.
They have trouble getting past their masters.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
She left a plunger in the toilet
A Buddha Pest.
Make me one with everything.
A communion wafer
Wraps
Aziz, I'm sorry.
Get married on his birthday.
And you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
GeSTAHPo!
I told her that drinks were on the house
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!