Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Where's the biggest shopping center in Europe?

Malldova

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!