Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.