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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew