Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bless. Bless who?

I didn't sneeze!

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why did God bless Texas?

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