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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!