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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.