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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.