Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.