Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!