Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Their trunks.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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She sneezes.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.