What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes