What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes