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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes