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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes