Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
D12
He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
The episode.
The Next Episode
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
They Argon...
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
This one will sleigh you!
Because seven "ate" nine.
Cause seven eight ten.
Just one. But it takes 20 episodes
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Ka-Mayomayo
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
