Dragon Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.