Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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He "sleighs" them.
Head & Smolders
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
They love to swim in gold coins.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
Because they fight knights!
Drop your catheter bag.
A wiggle wyrm.
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
A parsnip.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
They always have several lairs.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Friend:
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Two, two, two
With no attachments.
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
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Goquan
One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.
3 inches
Need Another Seven Astronauts
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
Shampoo.
One with a cemetery plot.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
