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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.