What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!