What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!