What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!