What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano