What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.