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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!