What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!