What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!