What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Tarantula Jokes More Tarantula Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!