I'm tired".
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
I've been through a lot.
You can't make your van gogh.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
She kept running away from the ball
