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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.