What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home