What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!