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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles