What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.