What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.