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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.