Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.