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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles