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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!