Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What do you call it when Batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What tick likes to run?

Politicks