Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!