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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Enterprise Jokes More Enterprise Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts