Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!