Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts