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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Enterprise Jokes More Enterprise Jokes

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts