Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!