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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.