What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.