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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Mechanical Engineer Jokes More Mechanical Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Civil Engineer Jokes More Civil Engineer Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.