Weapon Jokes

What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Na Na Jokes More Na Na Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.