A skinnytar.
Arrrrpg's
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.
Because their weapons were made in China
Their pacifists
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
A can opener.
Those are the wrong Sais.
RRRRtillary.
Pen-guinades.
Canuck-chucks.
A bow.
A salt rifle.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Those are the wrong Sais
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
Nun chucks.
Nun-chucks.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Broccoli
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
A green bean.
An Ester Bond
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
The Sound of Silence.
The silence of the lambs
