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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.