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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate