Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.