Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.