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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.