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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.