Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.